Bill Maher satirizes Birthers… this is FUNNY!
“Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don’t know how many wives he has. I am not saying I believe in that. I am just saying he was born on a Mormon compound. I’m not a wifer, but for some reason he has never shown his original marriage certificate.
“Again, I’m not a wifer. I’m just saying that he has the blood of nomadic polygamist tribesman and I think that has shaped his world view. Now, this is a copy of Mitt Romney’s marriage license. I specifically asked for the original. I even offered to go to the Romney house and take it out of Ann Romney’s marriage scrapbook, but some reason they frowned upon that idea and instead sent me this obvious photocopy. And isn’t a little weird that they chose to send only the short form license? And why next to Ann Romney does it say spouse and not only spouse? I’m just asking the hard questions that the mainstream media won’t ask about Mitt’s unholy harem of obedient sister wives which I really hope I’m wrong about.
“How is it that Ann and Mitt Romney have five kids and they’re all thirty years old? And here, what is Mitt pointing to in this picture? The Olympic symbol. What is it five rings. What else has five rings? Five wives. And why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it have been because his station wagon was full of wives? I’m not saying I believe this wifer stuff. I take Mitt Romney at his word, but how do you explain this video.” (Video of Romney saying he believes that marriage is between a man and a woman, and a woman, and woman, and a woman).
So pass the idea around… especially when the righties push Donald Trump at us.
- WATCH: Bill Maher Mocks Birthers BY Launching His Own ‘Wifer’ Movement (businessinsider.com)
- WATCH: Bill Maher Fights Birthers With ‘Wifers’ (huffingtonpost.com)
- Maher responds to ‘birther’ controversy with new conspiracy: ‘Wiferism’ (rawstory.com)
- “Blood Money Brothers”: Why Mitt Romney Is Embracing Birther Donald Trump (mykeystrokes.com)
- Hey, Mitt: Dump Trump! – Donald Trump – Salon.com (mbcalyn.com)
- Trump Embraces Birtherism, Romney Embraces Trump (kaystreet.wordpress.com)
Posted on May 27, 2012, in Word from Bill and tagged Ann Romney, Barack Obama citizenship conspiracy theories, BarackObama, Mitt Romney, Mormon, Olympic symbol, Republican, Wife. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.