The Great Southern Primary Day
All of the remaining candidates have been sucking up in great Southern fashion (of course, Ron Paul remains in his same format… no need to change here.) Romney raves over “cheesy grits,” although I’m not sure they will ever get on his campaign plane’s menu. Santorum pushes himself as the “true Conservative”when he faces the Romney challenge. Newt knows he is from the south and needs to get at least one of the two states to maintain his position if there is a brokered convention.
Of course, all of them have to look squarely in the eye of the EDUCATED SOUTHERN CONSERVATIVE POPULATION! How educated? Well, as examples:
See? This is a thinking group of voters who are not held back by either truth or proof. They believe what they want to believe, right or wrong. How this relates to the current candidates, we will know tomorrow.
Posted on March 13, 2012, in Announcement, campaign, creativity, editorial, election, event, funny, government, humor, Job Seeking, News, Opinion, Politics, Polls, President Obama, Press, primaries, quote, vote, Warning, Word from Bill and tagged Alabama, Education. Beliefs, Evolution, Hawaii, Mississippi, Mitt Romney, proof, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Romney, Ron Paul, Truth. Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on The Great Southern Primary Day.